Feel free to make yourself at home here and fuck shit up whenever necessary.
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"Everybody Poops"
-Chris Freeland
The first episode of Midnight Hour with Chris and Chaz is here, and it is as awkward as the time you lost your virginity.
Hopefully you can manage to make it through the awkward parts and stick with us for the good stuff, we promise our episodes will get better. We definitely accept suggestions,…
26th August 2012
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OH MY GOD MISANDRY IN FULL EFFECT. Brings new meaning to boobie trap.
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Go check out my new podcast Midnight Hour with Chris and Chaz, where we talk about shit, and it’s super awkward. But who doesn’t love a little bit of awkwardness?
Plus, Paul Rudd may or may not be joining us in the first episode.
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There are two facts..
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HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.
DO TELL ME MORE.
YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.
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Last Words
- Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”
- Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”
- John Wayne Gacy -“Kiss my ass.”
- Carl Panzram - “Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”
- Jeffrey Dahmer - “I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”
- Peter Kurten - “Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.”
- James French - “Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”
- Sean Flannagan - “I love you.” (spoken to the executioner)
- Robert Drew - “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”
i just wanna reblog this again its wonderfulif its not transparent im gonna scream
omg this looks cool on my blog lol
reblogged just to see what all the fuss is about
i have a flying pineapple on my blog
whoever made this deserves a life full of happiness
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that’s so Radium Vanadium Etherium Nitrogen
I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE
OH
MY
SWEET
JESUS
why were you on a gay porn website
for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think
